Top 9 things my cats are *trying* to teach me

9) Humans are not gods

8) Waste no energy. 

7) When there is a need, super strength is possible.

6) Be patient with prey, but move quickly when it’s time to strike.

5) Dogs are even goofier than people, but they can also be tolerated.

4) Sleep long.

3) Seize the night.

2) Seek out head rubs, for they are glorious.

1) A claw in the couch is better than a fang in the face.